Vishy Den is most best according to like 20 people.

The Odin Den is a fan of the vishnu den for two reasons: 1 (one) the retarded overblown comments. and 2 (Too) the word 'nude' is right in their name. According to their latest poll, in which they went up against such titans of the denosphere as the Shiva Den and 'cough cough' the Jesus den, the Vishnu den came out on top in a contest of which den was the most best. Odin den garnered (Jennifer or James Garner?) 4 measly votes with the measles. Odin Den forgot to vote for itself. Shit. congrats to vishy and the rest of the crue. suck it hatas.

10 musical acts The Odin Den is indifferent to.

In no particular order:

10. Guided By Voices
9. Motley crue
8. Shrug
7. Tool
6. Captain of Industry
5. Nine Inch Nails
4. The Rebel Set
3. Sublime
2. The Breeders
1. Sex Pistols

Is the Oregon District the new Sodom and Gomorrah???

According to certain jerks for Jesus cult members from Cedarville U, everyone who comes down on Filth St to have a good time, break out their latest "Tap Out" shirt and date rape some co ed outside of Newcoms is apparently going to hell. The arguments that break out between the UD neanderthals grinding on dumpster sluts at Ned Poopers and the megaphone wielding free speech and patience testing Bible Clods is nothing sort of hilarious. Its like America watching Nazi Germany fight Communist Russia, two groups we hate pounding the scriptures and or Ax body spray out of each other. One recent Jim Dandy of a quote from the Christ-Mongers "I know a lot of you here tonight are going to drink, then you'll go home and beat your wife, and then beat your kids". Ah yes remember that alcoholics beat your wife BEFORE you beat your kids, its a great way to show the kids who's boss and let them know whats coming up for them. This statement brought out the rapier wit of Ned's patrons who responded with the classic "Shut the fuck up you Fucking Fags". I believe that was first said by Byron, Keats, Shelly or an unknown 18Th century Viscount. Anyhoo the bible imbibers have taken an African exchange student under their wing and his garbled English mangling sermons are unintentionally hilarious because to the untrained ear they could be mistaken for a terrorist audiotape. Also Ned's has scantily clad obese white women with their titty hanging out. I'm sure thats a crime against the Lord. Fuck the both of you: Krazy Kristians and Boring Brahs.

The Montgomery County UN-Fair

This intrepid Web Logger had the distinct displeasure of recently attending the Montgomery County Fair. County Fairs, for those not in the know are where white trash bring their hellspawn in order to beat them in public, pay $3.00 (or half of their Guv Mint Check) to "win" them a inflatable plastic hammer or pictures of Non Copyright infringing boy band The Junas Brothers. Also there be fried cheese. And if your lucky a performance by the original lead singer of REO Speedwagon's cousin's "tribute" Band. The Montgomery County Fair has none of these pleasing distractions. They do boast $6.00 pork tenderloins, $3.00 cups of ice with a lemon wedge, a broken slide, tractor pulls and almost an entire acre of rancid Swine feces. But Enough about the people, Ba-Zing!
Kids, if you hate your parents, make them take you to the Fair. Parents if you hate your kids, take them to the Fair. If you hate fun or just want explosive diarhea then the Montgomery County Fair is for you!
*(Not Responsible for tilt a whirl related blunt head trauma or gangland style shootings).

EVERYBODY! EVERYWHERE!

This Whole Den Thing has gotten out of hand. Friendships have been ended, some have begun, others are just annoyed. Are the people of Dayton this thin skinned to criticism? You'd think that the very fact that we all live in Dayton would make us tougher towards derogatory remarks. Until the day comes when we all put aside our differences whether we are a lame ass noise rock band, a bespectacled hip folkster, a synth rock band with a hyperactive frontman or a overrated indie rapper we all hail from Dayton so everybody sucks equally. We should all get together to make fun of those pricks in Piqua. Because its been scientifically proven that attacking a weaker person or persons makes you feel better for your own shortcommings. End Transmission

Shyte Venue Redux Uno: TROLLY STOP

TROLLY STOP .

Okay to be fair I like this bar, its owners, sometimes the kids of the owners, (sometimes) ;). The food is great, the architecture is interesting and they seem to stock all the hoighty toighty beers my friends like. But, and its a bigger but than the one I'm sitting on, (that line was stolen from a cartoon about oscar wilde) anyway the patio is awesome if you can find a seat which is never. The monday and thursday dollar draft nights seem to bring out the most annoying douches whoever douched the earth with their bags of douchery. The patio turns into a sea of crooked white ballcaps. I'm sure they would prefer the beer in red cups and they all have to shout so everyone can here about their jeep wrangler's and their girlfriends latest orange tan, and Phish, and also Phish. I havent even gotten to the music because nothing they play there I would consider music. Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to here accoustics (which are for Pussies and Grampas I think you know it, that was also stolen from a cartoon.) than go to Peach's or some other place in Yellow Springs. I hope Trolly knows I'm kiddin'. I'm not kidding about this part, you're not Fraze Pavillion you dont have to program music for 60 plus middle of the road suburban baby boomers ALL THE TIME! Book some sort of rock and or roll band with new fangled amplified electrics guitars and scare the frat boys away if only for one night a week. I know its hard to change but everyone does it to survive. All I am saying is give Rock a chance.

Shyte Venue Redux

So VD did a poll on shittiest venues in Dayton. I thought I would take a moment to begin a series of blogs where I bitch about each venue on the list as well as bitch about shitty venues gone by and good venues gone by as well as brainstorm about my dream venue.