Is the Oregon District the new Sodom and Gomorrah???

According to certain jerks for Jesus cult members from Cedarville U, everyone who comes down on Filth St to have a good time, break out their latest "Tap Out" shirt and date rape some co ed outside of Newcoms is apparently going to hell. The arguments that break out between the UD neanderthals grinding on dumpster sluts at Ned Poopers and the megaphone wielding free speech and patience testing Bible Clods is nothing sort of hilarious. Its like America watching Nazi Germany fight Communist Russia, two groups we hate pounding the scriptures and or Ax body spray out of each other. One recent Jim Dandy of a quote from the Christ-Mongers "I know a lot of you here tonight are going to drink, then you'll go home and beat your wife, and then beat your kids". Ah yes remember that alcoholics beat your wife BEFORE you beat your kids, its a great way to show the kids who's boss and let them know whats coming up for them. This statement brought out the rapier wit of Ned's patrons who responded with the classic "Shut the fuck up you Fucking Fags". I believe that was first said by Byron, Keats, Shelly or an unknown 18Th century Viscount. Anyhoo the bible imbibers have taken an African exchange student under their wing and his garbled English mangling sermons are unintentionally hilarious because to the untrained ear they could be mistaken for a terrorist audiotape. Also Ned's has scantily clad obese white women with their titty hanging out. I'm sure thats a crime against the Lord. Fuck the both of you: Krazy Kristians and Boring Brahs.