This intrepid Web Logger had the distinct displeasure of recently attending the Montgomery County Fair. County Fairs, for those not in the know are where white trash bring their hellspawn in order to beat them in public, pay $3.00 (or half of their Guv Mint Check) to "win" them a inflatable plastic hammer or pictures of Non Copyright infringing boy band The Junas Brothers. Also there be fried cheese. And if your lucky a performance by the original lead singer of REO Speedwagon's cousin's "tribute" Band. The Montgomery County Fair has none of these pleasing distractions. They do boast $6.00 pork tenderloins, $3.00 cups of ice with a lemon wedge, a broken slide, tractor pulls and almost an entire acre of rancid Swine feces. But Enough about the people, Ba-Zing!
Kids, if you hate your parents, make them take you to the Fair. Parents if you hate your kids, take them to the Fair. If you hate fun or just want explosive diarhea then the Montgomery County Fair is for you!
*(Not Responsible for tilt a whirl related blunt head trauma or gangland style shootings).
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